Serena van der Woodsen is many things, but dateless is not one of them.
While many a cynic may argue that the show actually ended sometime during the second season, for us die-hard Upper East Side wannabes, this news is harder hitting than a Nairtini to the head.
The report has sparked speculation among fans about who this mystery guy might be.
Click through the gallery to see a timeline of the men she's dated over the years.
The two self-righteous personalities are both the most intelligent of the group, so their witty banter with each other became comedy gold.
There comes a point in the lifespan of a soap opera when the sexual interactions between characters reach a tipping point — or, the ideal conditions for contagious diseases — and almost everyone has slept with almost everyone else.