What if she gets you a nice, thoughtful gift and you have nothing for her?

What if you get her something a little Fortunately you have a pretty easy one going in, because women love presents.

Maybe you’ve determined that he’s officially your boyfriend, or you’re still delicately dancing around the subject.

At any rate, it’s a bitch to figure out what’s appropriate and what’s completely insane when it comes to gifts for a new boyfriend.

Or, use this guide: Date 3 She’s not expecting a gift, but you two have had two greats dates and you’re sure she’s your Tinder dream queen: you want to do something to lock in a third date. Look for a bouquet with some holly or red berries shoved in there.

(Just don’t get her a poinsettia—they’re mom flowers, they look super cheap, and they’re toxic to pets.) Pick a place near where she lives and offer to meet her at home beforehand, so she doesn’t have to carry those fuckers around all night.

You sail through dates two and three worry-free, but then it’s date four and Christmas is two days away.

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